See what had happened was we was only gonna get one drink. Just one and then we’d head home unless the guys were really cute. I said wouldn’t it be funny if Memo was in the house cuz that’s his spot. Look down the bar and there he was getting his drank on. V-Town shows up dressed as an Army boy and y’all know I had a Toni Braxton unbreak my heart moment but then it was also funny. The universe ain’t about to let me forget the man who left. But I digress! So we got more drinks. V-Town bought me a couple including a Framboise just like I had in that cute spot in Cashville right before I lost my damn mind. Anyway, all the men were fine and the old school jams were playing. It was on! We so money! V-Town asked me if I wanted to go to the car and next thing I know it was like that Total Devastation cut, “Many Clouds of…”. Hadn’t done that since my school days. Camera phone snapping. V-town romancing an African girl. Memo getting spanked by the devil dom. Me trying on the camo. The Amy Winehouse lighting up her spoon. The green eyed Mexican declaring “that’s why you so fine” after I told him I was born in the Town.
Happy Halloween indeed.
What you mean work at 7:30?