The 5.6 quake felt like the rug was being pulled out from under my house. With all my recent research into The Exorcist, I wondered if maybe the Devil wasn’t getting back at me for declaring his non-importance. But no, it was definitely tectonic plates shifting out at Alum Rock.

Meanwhile, I’m living like VH1’s New York with all these romantic prospects.

The planet is definitely being shaken.