It started with the PomPagne at the retirement party(that’s pomengranate juice and champagne.) Then I had the Puerto Rican rum at the restaurant. We got to the house and I had a glass of red wine. Then the real drinking started: 2 shots of tequila, 3 Cape Cods, 1 Lemon Drop. So I made a fool of myself towards the middle of the night since I sometimes get maudlin when I drink and I was definitely headed in that direction earlier in the day.
Ironic, given what I know now…