“…No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Y andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas….” “La Tortura,” Shakira

Y’all know I’m always the one to hold out handfuls of pearls in front of the pigpen. Sometimes, I need a break from that. That’s why I’m hoping to grab a cerveza with one of my boys(sure I’ve never met him in person but sometimes those are the coolest friends one can have)who is visiting from(literally) the other side of the world. Life is too damn short.