Note: Any resemblance to people, living or deceased, is absolutely intentional but purely fictional. No one was harmed in the writing of this piece.
Parental Discretion Advised
Soundtrack: “Love to Love You, Baby, ” Donna Summer
“When you’re laying so close to me, there’s no place I’d rather you be, than with me…”
JC: I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
J: All right, Lou Gehrig.
JC: I have you all to myself now.
J: Right back at you.
JC: And you were worried it would never happen.
J: You’re not supposed to be much of a talker. So shut the hell up.
“you have me in such a spin, in a spin, in…”
Meanwhile, across the street…
O: I can’t believe she chose him over us.
A: They have to come outdoors sometime.